Thursday, February 14, 2008

The Emo Poem of a Coffee-Deprived College Poet

Drip, drip, drip.

The lazy drops descend on the metal roof of the Cafe. A fluorescent sign flickers, reminding the uncaring world of the hole-in-the-wall's quiet existence. Quiet, at least, until it happened. IT, happened...

Poets, small, tall, great and lesser, gather at the Cafe each Saturday evening; the remnant of what once was a thriving, bustling restaurant. Some say it was the introduction of anything other than bland American food; others, that one waiter who kept mixing up orders and pouring mustard in people's cappucinos. The true doubters argue that it was the introduction of "Saturday Night Poetry Readings", but nobody really believes them. Whatever the cause, almost all faithful customers vanished...

Except for the poets. And that's not IT, either.

As on every Saturday night, the Faithful (as they deemed themselves) were there; contemplating. Thinking. Pondering. Dreaming. Occasionally, strokes of genius or epiphanies will hit, and poets will shout triumphantly their masterpieces.

"O, that I might be
Free from all that inhibits,
A rose unhindered"

"Where is the happiness?
I once
Had much. Now it's
Gone.
The whirlpool of
Desire is
Now the cause
Of my mire, now
A trickle. A Living Needle
In the haystack of
Darkness and Death. Can
I find it
Again?"

"I've found a rhyme for orange!"

"THE COFFEE'S GONE!!!!"

Wait. The poets turned slowly to the source of the voice; a frightened, hysterical waiter with braces and disheveled hair.

"It's gone! All of it! The Cappuccinos, the Frappucinos, the Lattes, the Java...THE COFFEE! All we have left is tea! Decaf tea!"

"It can't be gone!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
"What'll we do? How will we get our papers turned in? How will we ever compose poetry again?"

Silence. The full, black, terrible depth of their predicament strikes.

Silence. A pen drops and crashes on the unswept concrete floor.

Silence.

Slowly, he rises. One of the Faithful rises, a student ready to face the future. His deep, mournful voice resounds sorrowfully across the room.

"Coffee would be stronger than
The weak Tea that
Surrounds
My heart.
A Cappuccino warmer and
More empowering to my
Wretched soul.
O, alas;
The icy Earl Grey has
Swallowed whole
The sweet Caramel Latte
Of my Former self.
O, alas, the despair of
Decaf has emptied me
Strangled me
Drowned me.
Until I am nothing,
Nothing but a shell.
Shell of a coffee bean.
Husk of a coffee bean.
The cold, black bleak broken barren
Husk

Of

A

Bean."

Monday, February 11, 2008

Minimalism

I have really long posts.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Rock-On-inov!

Do you know that means? (Besides the fact that Danielle is capable of creating bad puns from the names of Russian composers...) I have officially jumped on the Rachmaninov/Rachmaninoff bandwagon! It all started with a four-CD set of various composers, including Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Liszt, Rachmaninov and a few others. *is in awe*

Okay okay! I know ya'll are hanging on the edge of your seats for the next part of the Columbus the Pigeon saga, so here it is:

...He realizes that THE PERFECT THING TO PAINT is his family! So he goes home and does just that; finishing with only a few days before the contest to spare. However, life isn't carefree for Columbus yet. Just when he thought he was safe, the evil alley cat, Dominic Dupont (yes I am proud of my alliterative names), slashes the painting to pieces.

The End

...

Okay, that's not REALLY the end, that's coming in the next post, along with the pictures of Columbus I have been doodling on every spare scrap of paper I have. >:-) I feel so maniacal. :D

Soooo...We went to this really big, really lovely church called "Christ the King (CTK) Community Church". It was really "AAAAHHH!!! THIS IS A BIG CHURCH!" *dazzle* at first (which induced me to, upon seeing the auditorium seating in the sanctuary, dubiously remark that "Maybe we should've bought tickets..."). Thankfully, the entire attitude of the church seems very much to be that they would rather encourage and enlighten, and never entertain. So, it was much good; we shall probably be attending that church.

Raaaandom updates are...well, random! Here are some more random updates to finish it off:

-Valentine's Day confuses me.
-Facebook occassionally annoys me.
-I really enjoy drawing pigeons. I mean, REALLY enjoy...
-My family and I are participating in Lent.
-One of the horsies is gone for a competition, which means that the other is looking wistfully towards the road, wondering sadly..."Rosie, light of my life, WHERE HAVE YOU GONE???!!!"
-Algebra doesn't like me, and the feeling is quite mutually returned.
-American Idol is a worthless show. And yet, we continue to watch it and laugh/occasionally empathize with the poor people who put themselves out on a limb, and get sawn off by the ruthlessly sharp tongues of the...er, not very nice judges. :)
-I want to watch the Illusionist.

I miss everyone. :(

But I'd rather end on a happy note!

:)

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

"It was a blustery day in the 100 acre woods..."

Maybe Washington is acting as a parallel universe for the 100 AW, because it sure is windy right now!

So we now have Internet at our house and are abusing it dutifully (Facebook and Gmail are awfully addicting, after all...). I am teaching my siblings art, piano, and Latin; though we've only completed the first art class so far (We studied Van Gogh and his present of his own personally-amputated ear to his ex-girlfriend...Why are the best artists so weird?!).

We still have not found a decent homeschool group, which pains me greatly, as we have no friends in Washington and no real means to find them. Throughout our various bouts of depression/depressing thoughts, my siblings and I are desperately trying to not kill each other, which occasionally proves difficult. :)

I am composing a childrens' book, entitled Columbus the Pigeon (working title, of course). It is about a French fowl searching for the perfect thing to paint for an art contest in France. He travels around the world looking for such an object, and fails miserably until...

He realizes. What does he realize? You'll just have to wait till the next post! Muahahaha! The suspense is killing you, I know... :) I am also in the process of pre-writing a (fantasy-ish) novel about a young artist who works as an apprentice in the Great Library of Something-or-other-Cool-Town-Name. It is fun. It is painful to realize how much work it will require to ever become a good writer, let alone a great writer. (If any of you are following the controversy over Christopher Paolini's Eragon on Bubbs, please ignore it in this particular paragraph. :) It makes me sad that the writing and enjoyment of books has been over-commercialized; whether or not I ever get published in any way, shape or form, I only pray that I may do my best to the glory and honor of God. O, for Tolstoy and Tolkien and Tocqueville! Lewis and Locke! Hobbes and...wait a second...

You know, I'm pretty sure that, if I believed in reincarnation, I was probably one of the architects for the Tower of Babble, because I am rambling a lot on this post...:)

I miss my friends! Hope you are all well!

-Danielle