Tuesday, November 10, 2009

べんきょう を しましょう

Benkyo o shimashou! (Let's study!)

{In Art of Color we learned that color is relative, that the relativity of color subsequently produces headaches, and that Nerf guns are the taste of lemons.}

{In Tai Chi we learned that you can use Pung energy to make yourself look intimidating, and that someday we'll be able to shoot Chi energy from our fingertips.}

{In Natural Disasters we hone the fine art of napping}

{In Pacific Northwest History, we discover the Pig War, also known as the San Juan Island Boundary Dispute, fought over a dead pig, and that eating an entire buffalo is nutritively valuable.}

{In Honors Project of Boils and Frothing Curses, we learned that coloring in dim light is bad for both eyesight and artistic quality. (And that a flying octopus is an easy answer to the question "What is art?")}

In life, we learn that God is love.