The Top Best 10 Things in the World

You've heard of the Eight Wonders of the World, correct? Well, here is a list compiled with the utmost accuracy and care; composed only after the author had thought for at the very least 2.5 seconds about each and every number...

With that stirring and awe-inspiring introdcution, I present to you

THE TOP BEST 10 THINGS IN THE WORLD (at least, according to D. E. Peterson)

Let's save the best for last and start with 10!

10. Coffee! Especially when it's really cheap, and even when it's really expensive. :D
9. Goodness!
8. Truth!
7. Beauty! :D (Oh my!)
6. Chinchillas! Especially because they are fluffy!
5. Homeschooling! Especially because it means that we can take Torrey! (And be super-nerds...)
4. Siblings! Especially when they are your fellow sufferers and adventurers in movingness. *pats indignant children on the head*
3. Parents! Especially because they are patient, kind and loving beings who care for you no matter what state/country you're in.
2. Books! Especially such tomes as Lord of the Rings, Anna Karenina, Democracy in America (there, I have officially expressed my nerdiness), and (though I hope it's already obvious) the Bible. I really, really like the Bible. Especially when I read it. :P :)

And the final, the marvelous, the shocking, the glorious, the last but not least...

1.

#1 is...

Friends. Especially when they are nothing else but friends, because that is what they are. (Okay, that was either really cheesy or really badly structured, grammatically. Or both. Thank goodness friends look past my faults!)

So, to all those who are my friends, or who are anyone's friends...

Thanks for being the #1 thing in my world!

(Now copy and paste this into an e-mail and forward it to all your friends or all your coffee will be lukewarm from the moment you decide to disobey. :)

Hah. Just kidding. Maybe I should make a "Top WORST Things in the World" list, with those kinds of forwards as Ultra #1? ;)