Join Phi Theta Kappa, Honors Institute of the 2 year College, today! :D
Along with gaining scholarship information and exclusive access to other important-sounding stuff, you get to take part in a super-deluxe Pat-Yourself-On-The-Back-Because-You-Are-So-Smart Induction Ceremony.
Let me say that again,
Induction Ceremony.
In-Duck-Shun. Ceremony.
Sends a thrill of excitement up your spine, doesn't it?
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Oh dear. I'm very sorry for that. I just attended the mandatory (and yes, it is called an) Induction Ceremony for this cult thingymajig called Phi Theta Kappa. Basically, if you have a 3.7 GPA or higher, you get a letter inviting you to join so you can get extensive ego-patting and/or scholarship info. Oh, and you get to wear a nifty little pin and bright yellow banner at graduation. *_*
They gave us Roses of Truth. I'm not kidding, they poker-facedly called them Roses of Truth. Or of something.
The poor siblings had to come along to watch the weirdness, too! At least we got cookies!
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